Ed Hunter: Ultimate Office Power Moves You NEED to Use RIGHT NOW

If you haven’t heard of power moves, you’re missing a few simple tricks to get ahead in life. Me releasing this white paper on power moves, is in fact a power move.

Get it?

Power moves are activities you can perform to assert your dominance over colleagues.

Your boss will use small power moves without you even noticing. Things like being last in the room for a meeting.

Or asking why the room’s so quiet as they dutifully trade banter with the new admin.

Well, here are a few power moves you can start using now to elevate your position at work…

When interviewing for a new job, ask their PA to cancel your other interviews as you enter the room

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Microwave fish, leave an empty container with your colleagues’ name next to it.

Fight Kitchen

Grab the interviewer’s swivel chair and pull it closer as you whisper your talents.

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Create your own individual commission scheme.

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Lock the office doors after you arrive first on Monday. Fellow winners will find their own way in or they’ll lose. Simple.

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EVERY TIME you answer the phone, stand up, place one leg on the desk, make eye contact with one person… Mic drop to finish

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Ask your boss to meet you in the boardroom. Go to lunch.

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Re-route the company landline to your mobile. Send every call to voicemail.

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Wear a watch for every timezone.

Loads of Watches

Whilst on the phone, randomly hit the desk with your fist and shout “DAMN YOU BRANNNSOOONN!” Whilst looking at the ceiling.

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Clip your nails at someone else’s desk.

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Outsource your entire job to China.

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Hire your own personal shoe shine for the office.

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Mark every client as yours on the database.

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Start living under your desk.

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Delay delivery on your emails for 4am asking them to reply “at their earliest convenience.”

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Wear your boss’s spare shoes to a meeting.

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Paint your own name on the best parking spot.

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Replace your swivel chair with an iron throne.

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Use your new power wisely – don’t worry about fairly or compassionately, it’s recruitment.

Until next time. 

Ed