1. We’re not saying you’re lying. Just brush up on your acting skills.
2. Nothing’s impossible. Also, you’re just not very good.
3. Good luck in the battle. I’ll be watching from afar.
4. Be honest. Have you done this interview just to get a raise? Thanks for your honesty.
5. Most Recruiters talk less gibberish than most Politicians. Fact.
6. If Barney was a Recruiter he’d be Top Biller.
7. I did you a favour, and I’ve been on the phone for 47 minutes. I haven’t spoken once.
8. I’m not naming any names. But just don’t voice an opinion. Ever.
9. Other things I do on the phone: 1) Spin (other calls) 2) Play imaginary golf 3) Doodle illegible shapes
10. You had one job. You’re dead to me now. And everyone else in the office.
11. The layers of the lair are infinite. Good luck.
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