Ed Hunter: God’s GIF to Recruitment

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1. We’re not saying you’re lying. Just brush up on your acting skills.

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2. Nothing’s impossible. Also, you’re just not very good.

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3. Good luck in the battle. I’ll be watching from afar.

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4. Be honest. Have you done this interview just to get a raise? Thanks for your honesty.

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5. Most Recruiters talk less gibberish than most Politicians. Fact.

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6. If Barney was a Recruiter he’d be Top Biller.

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7. I did you a favour, and I’ve been on the phone for 47 minutes. I haven’t spoken once.

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8. I’m not naming any names. But just don’t voice an opinion. Ever.

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9. Other things I do on the phone: 1) Spin (other calls) 2) Play imaginary golf 3) Doodle illegible shapes

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10. You had one job. You’re dead to me now. And everyone else in the office.

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11. The layers of the lair are infinite. Good luck.