I know how to talk to recruiters. Which means I know how to advertise to recruiters.
And yet, no one from a major advertising agency has picked up my work.
Baffling? Very much so.
Therefore as a ‘come and get me’ plea, the size of which you’ve not seen since Hazard piled on the pounds to fill those big shoes in Madrid, here’s some advertising for you.
Literally, for you.
Products you love.
Advertised in a way you’ll get.
Because, who knows you like I do?
Get there first.
Get there sharp.
With the new non iron shirts from TM Lewin.
It’s you, without the hassle.
Chanel? Of course.
Be your Bryliant self.
Tired of worn elbows? Bored of being dumped, for the more mobile gent?
Banish wires! Plant your foot in the future.
1 Million by Paco Rabanne.
Announce your presence to the sales floor, the moment you step off the tube.
Get the wind in your sales.
Prime Electric Scooters.
You don’t have to be a tw*t to ride one. Oh wait, no, you do.
It won’t be pretty. And it certainly won’t be little.
Especially if that’s what you ordered.
What is it?!
Leave an impression, no matter how bad you are at your job.
Dan thinks he’s Jesus,
That must make you…
Get a car as delish as your #sundayroastwiththegirls.
Fiat 500. The bottomless brunch of the car world.
Flex your creps.
Our Colombian blend will raise your heart rate. And exceed your expectations.
Get jacked up.
It’s BD Day.
The sad thing about all this?
The Advertising industry couldn’t offer me a more attractive deal than my current OTE.
One day maybe, if I lose a load of runners.
Senior Consultant - Sales & Marketing at Michael Page Dubai
International Recruitment Consultant at Madison Parker
Principal Recruitment Consultant - HR at Ernest Hunter Green
Recruitment Team Leader (French Speaker) at Montreal Associates